Dream Warrior
My dream blog; Unconscious Creations
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“Let’s forget how to forget.
Let’s learn to unlearn life.
Let us be the animals we are.
Complicating a simplistic idea.
Being content with being discontent.
Let’s pursue our inevitable minds, and replace our knowledge with stupidity.
Teach me to know nothing,
intelligence is the biggest flaw.”
-Thomas Gerst
LITTLE BABY
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Part one.
“there once was a magical shoe, and the great Oreo dynasty wished to put some of that shoe in their soup. So emperor Makanamturnim sent his apprentice Waterbottleneisha to retrieve the shoe from the clutches of the evil Sentar. Sentar was a thirty foot long caterpillar weasel that ate the souls of starving children. Waterbottleeneisha was entrusted with a mighty toothpick wand and a helium balloon. So he (waterbottleneisha) embarked on his journey to retrieve the magical shoe. During his journey he met the spectacular Fligfloperson, an almighty wizard. He used his magical powers to summon bacon that could be utilized for traveling long ranges of distance. They began to levitate over the The. Along the The was a secret cavern made of string cheese and jelly beans. The jelly beans were a tribe of indigenous native warlocks, and they wouldn’t grant them permission to pass through their land. So Fligfloperson cast an incantation that melted the jellybean people. Their cries of misery and despair woke the sleeping mantis piranha beaver(MPB)that was hungry for wizard flesh. Terrified, Waterbottleneisha fled to a near by boulder for protection, but the MPB didn’t want to eat Waterbottleneisha just Fligfloperson. Waterbottleneisha heroically threw his mighty toothpick wand -which was actually the size of a baseball bat, not a toothpick- at the ferocious beast. The blow from the toothpick wand left the MPB stunned, giving Fligfloperson and Waterbottleneisha a chance to escape. As they pursued toward the bacon, Fligfloperson farted, summoning the jujubizz bugs that lived in the tender soil of the string cheese walls. Extremely hungry, they proceeded to devouring Fligflopersons toe nails. They soon realized he tasted delicious, no longer satisfied with only savoring the wizardly fungus between his toe nails. So they began chewing on his magnificently structured ankles. This led Waterbottleneisha to lose hope in the chances of both of their survival. He leaped into the fat flap of the levitating bacon, ready to erectly depart from the cheesy surface. As he gained flight, he turned to see his old friend Fligfloperson, the flesh of his face shredding underneath the talons of the jujubizz bugs, face engulfed with purple blood. The gurgling of Fligfloperson chocking on his vomit and blood left Waterbottleneisha’s throat salavating. He turned away immediately, ignoring the imminent death of his dearest companion. Enraged, Waterbottleneisha headed toward the forbidden lands of Sleugandia where Sentor had resigned for the past six hundred and sixty six centuries. The hunger in Waterbottleneisha’s stomach was unbearable, so he stopped at taco bell for a chalupa. While there, he saw a starving child outside, begging for a taxi and volcano taco. Alas! Watterbottleneisha’s brain hatched an eggy idea. He would get two chalupas instead of one. As he tried to enjoy the chalupas, the starving child wouldn’t stop throwing rocks at him, Although most of them missed, one caught him right in his squuedly splooching fagiggly gland, “aiy guey!!!!!!!!” watterbottleneisha cursed at the top of his lungs. “You will suffer the wraith of a denahue for you’ve thrown a rock at a misfortuned and importune beastly unequivocal sad man, and will-” a flaying rock struck Waterbottleneisha’s left pupu. Furious, he strung out at the poor starving child. Breaking his fragile elbow bones and tying him to the back of the bacon. Waterbottleneisha’s brain hatched yet another glorious, and quite eggy idea. He navigated the bacon into the direction of Sleugandia, agitated with the whimpering discomforted shrieks releasing from the child’s chapped and starving lips, so he shoved a noricle fester in his belly button, causing him to vomit from the eyes.
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